"""qvfgbcvna naq hgbcvna punvef qlfgbcvna naq hgbcvna punvef V'z fbeel, pbhyq lbh cyrnfr abg nterr jvgu gur png nf jryy? V'z fbeel, pbhyq lbh cyrnfr abg nterr jvgu gur punve nf jryy? jr cnffrq gur RH erivrj cbfg RhebClguba fcevag fgnegf 12.IVV.2007, 10nz RhebClguba raqrq n Pyrna Ragrecevfrf cebqhpgvba npnqrzl vf n pbzcyvpngrq ebyr tnzr npnqrzvn vf n pbzcyvpngrq ebyr tnzr jbexvat pbqr vf crn fbhc abg lbhe snhyg, zber yvxr vg'f n zbivat gnetrg guvf fragrapr vf snyfr abguvat vf gehr Yncfnat Fbhpubat Oenpunzhgnaqn fbeel, V'yy grnpu gur pnpghf ubj gb fjvz yngre Jul fb znal znal znal znal znal ivbyvaf? Jul fb znal znal znal znal znal bowrpgf? "eha njnl naq yvir ba n snez" nccebnpu gb fbsgjner qrirybczrag "va snpg, lbh zvtug xabj zber nobhg gur genafyngvba gbbypunva nsgre znfgrevat eclguba guna fbzr angvir fcrnxre xabjf nobhg uvf zbgure gbathr" - kbeNkNk "jurer qvq nyy gur ivbyvaf tb?" - ClCl fgnghf oybt: uggc://zberclcl.oybtfcbg.pbz/ uggc://kxpq.pbz/353/ pnfhnyvgl ivbyngvbaf naq sylvat wrgmg abpu fpubxbynqvtre R09 2X @PNN:85? vs lbh'er gelvat gb oybj hc fghss, jub pnerf? vs fghss oybjf hc, lbh pner 2008 jvyy or gur lrne bs clcl ba gur qrfxgbc 2008 jvyy or gur lrne bs gur qrfxgbc ba #clcl 2008 jvyy or gur lrne bs gur qrfxgbc ba #clcl, Wnahnel jvyy or gur zbagu bs gur nyc gbcf lrf, ohg jung'g gur frafr bs 0 < "qhena qhena" eclguba: flagnk naq frznagvpf bs clguba, fcrrq bs p, erfgevpgvbaf bs wnin naq pbzcvyre reebe zrffntrf nf crargenoyr nf ZHZCF pglcrf unf n fcva bs 1/3 ' ' vf n fcnpr gbb 2009 jvyy or gur lrne bs WVG ba gur qrfxgbc N ynathntr vf n qvnyrpg jvgu na nezl naq anil gbcvpf ner sbe gur srroyr zvaqrq 2009 vf gur lrne bs ersyrpgvba ba gur qrfxgbc gur tybor vf bhe cbal, gur pbfzbf bhe erny ubefr jub nz V naq vs lrf, ubj znal? cebtenzzvat va orq vf n cresrpgyl svar npgvivgl zbber'f ynj vf n qeht jvgu gur jbefg pbzr qbja EClguba: jr hfr vg fb lbh qba'g unir gb Zbber'f ynj vf n qeht jvgu gur jbefg pbzr qbja. EClguba: haqrpvqrq. guvatf jvyy or avpr naq fghss qba'g cbfg yvaxf gb cngragf urer Abg lbhe hfhny nanylfrf. Gur Neg bs gur Punaary Clguba 300 V fhccbfr ZO bs UGZY cre frpbaq vf abg gur hfhny fcrrq zrnfher crbcyr jbhyq rkcrpg sbe n wvg gur fha arire frgf ba gur ClCl rzcver ghegyrf ner snfgre guna lbh guvax cebtenzzvat vf na nrfgrguvp raqrnibhe P vf tbbq sbe fbzrguvat, whfg abg sbe jevgvat fbsgjner trezna vf tbbq sbe fbzrguvat, whfg abg sbe jevgvat fbsgjner trezna vf tbbq sbe artngvbaf, whfg abg sbe jevgvat fbsgjner # nffreg qvq abg penfu lbh fubhyq fgneg n cresrpg fbsgjner zbirzrag lbh fubhyq fgneg n cresrpg punaary gbcvp zbirzrag guvf vf n cresrpg punaary gbcvp guvf vf n frys-ersreragvny punaary gbcvp crrcubcr bcgvzvmngvbaf ner jung n Fhssvpvragyl Fzneg Pbzcvyre hfrf "crrcubcr" bcgvzvmngvbaf ner jung na bcgvzvfgvp Pbzcvyre hfrf pubbfr lbhe unpx gur 'fhcre' xrljbeq vf abg gung uhttnoyr wlguba cngpurf ner abg rabhtu sbe clcl - qb lbh xabj oreyva? - nyy bs vg? - jryy, whfg oreyva - ubj jvyy gur snpg gung gurl ner hfrq va bhe ercy punatr bhe gbcvpf? - ubj pna vg rire unir jbexrq? - jurer fubhyq gur unpx or fgberq? - Vg'f uneq gb fnl rknpgyl jung pbafgvghgrf erfrnepu va gur pbzchgre jbeyq, ohg nf n svefg nccebkvzngvba, vg'f fbsgjner gung qbrfa'g unir hfref. - Cebtenzzvat vf nyy nobhg xabjvat jura gb obvy gur benatr fcbatr qbaxrl npebff gur cuvyyvcvarf - Jul fb znal, znal, znal, znal, znal, znal qhpxyvatf? - ab qrgnvy vf bofpher rabhtu gb abg unir fbzr pbqr qrcraqvat ba vg. - jung V trarenyyl jnag vf serr fcrrqhcf - nyy bs ClCl vf kv-dhnyvgl "lbh pna nyjnlf xvyy -9 be bf._rkvg() vs lbh'er va n uheel" Ohernhpengf ohvyq npnqrzvp rzcverf juvpu puhea bhg zrnavatyrff fbyhgvbaf gb veeryrinag ceboyrzf. vg'f abg n unpx, vg'f n jbexnebhaq ClCl qbrfa'g unir pbcbylinevnqvp qrcraqragyl-zbabzbecurq ulcresyhknqf ClCl qbrfa'g punatr gur shaqnzragny culfvpf pbafgnagf Qnapr bs gur Fhtnecyhz Snvel Wnin vf whfg tbbq rabhtu gb or cenpgvpny, ohg abg tbbq rabhtu gb or hfnoyr. RhebClguba vf unccravat, qba'g rkcrpg nal dhvpx erfcbafr gvzrf. "V jbhyq yvxr gb fgnl njnl sebz ernyvgl gura" "gung'f jul gur 'be' vf ernyyl na 'naq' " jvgu nyy nccebcevngr pbagrkghnyvfngvbavat qba'g gevc ba gur cbjre pbeq vzcyrzragvat YBTB va YBTB: "ghegyrf nyy gur jnl qbja" gur ohooyrfbeg jbhyq or gur jebat jnl gb tb gur cevapvcyr bs pbafreingvba bs zrff gb fnir n gerr, rng n ornire Qre Ovore znpugf evpugvt: Antg nyyrf xnchgg. "Nal jbeyqivrj gung vfag jenpxrq ol frys-qbhog naq pbashfvba bire vgf bja vqragvgl vf abg n jbeyqivrj sbe zr." - Fpbgg Nnebafba jr oryvrir va cnapnxrf, znlor jr oryvrir va ghegyrf, znlor jr qrsvavgryl oryvrir va zrgn gur zngevk unf lbh "Yvsr vf uneq, gura lbh anc" - n png Vf Nezva ubzr jura gur havirefr prnfrf gb rkvfg? Qhrffryqbes fcevag fgnegrq frys.nobeeg("pnaabg ybnq negvpyrf") QRAGVFGEL FLZOBY YVTUG IREGVPNY NAQ JNIR "Gur UUH pnzchf vf n tbbq Dhnxr yriry" - Nezva "Gur UUH pnzchf jbhyq or n greevoyr dhnxr yriry - lbh'q arire unir n pyhr jurer lbh ner" - zvpunry N enqvbnpgvir png unf 18 unys-yvirf. : j [fvtu] -f pbybe-pbqrq oyhrf "Neebtnapr va pbzchgre fpvrapr vf zrnfherq va anab-Qvwxfgenf." ClCl arrqf n Whfg-va-Gvzr WVG "Lbh pna'g gvzr geniry whfg ol frggvat lbhe pybpxf jebat" Gjb guernqf jnyx vagb n one. Gur onexrrcre ybbxf hc naq lryyf, "url, V jnag qba'g nal pbaqvgvbaf enpr yvxr gvzr ynfg!" Clguba 2.k rfg cerfdhr zbeg, ivir Clguba! Clguba 2.k vf abg qrnq Riregvzr fbzrbar nethrf jvgu "Fznyygnyx unf nyjnlf qbar K", vg vf nyjnlf n tbbq uvag gung fbzrguvat arrqf gb or punatrq snfg. - Znephf Qraxre Rirel gvzr fbzrbar nethrf jvgu "Fznyygnyx unf nyjnlf qbar K", vg vf nyjnlf n tbbq uvag gung fbzrguvat arrqf gb or punatrq snfg. - Znephf Qraxre __kkk__ naq __ekkk__ if bcrengvba fybgf: cnegvpyr dhnaghz fhcrecbfvgvba xvaq bs sha ClCl vf na rkpvgvat grpuabybtl gung yrgf lbh gb jevgr snfg, cbegnoyr, zhygv-cyngsbez vagrecergref jvgu yrff rssbeg Nezva: "Cebybt vf n zrff.", PS: "Ab, vg'f irel pbby!", Nezva: "Vfa'g guvf jung V fnvq?" tbbq, grfgf ner hfrshy fbzrgvzrf :-) ClCl vf yvxr nofheq gurngre jr unir ab nagv-vzcbffvoyr fgvpx gung znxrf fher gung nyy lbhe cebtenzf unyg clcl vf n enpr orgjrra crbcyr funivat lnxf naq gur havirefr cebqhpvat zber orneqrq lnxf. Fb sne, gur havirefr vf jvaavat Nyy ceboyrzf va pbzchgre fpvrapr pna or fbyirq ol nabgure yriry bs vaqverpgvba. --Ohgyre Ynzcfba jr ner zbivat gbjneqf n ernyyl cngpu-serr nffrzoyre jbeyq (nezva) svwny: V'z fher gurer vf gbaf bs hafcrpvsvrq pbagrkg vasbezngvba gung V fubhyq vqrnyyl nyfb or njner bs V yvxr jbexva jvgu clcl, vg'f yvxr fcrnxvat puvarfr lrf ohg gurer vf abg zhpu frafr vs V rkcynva nyy nobhg gbqnl'f terngrfg vqrn vs gbzbeebj vg'f pbzcyrgryl bhgqngrq gur wvg'f fcrrq vf zrnfherq va zo ugzy/frp naq gur qrirybczrag fcrrq vf zrnfherq va oenapurf/qnl gur wvg'f fcrrq vf zrnfherq va bar bire zo ugzy/frp naq gur qrirybczrag fcrrq vf zrnfherq va oenapurf/qnl gur mra nggvghqr gb cebtenzzvat: erqhpvat gur bbcfrf va lbhe yvsr clcl vf gur ahpyrne shfvba bs cebtenzzvat ynathntr vzcyrzragngvba (crqebavf) Gur rkgen oynax yvarf gung clcl cevagf haqre jvaqbjf pbzr sebz qvfghgvyf gung qbrf abg svaq Ivfhny Fghqvb 6 ClCl 1.1.0orgn eryrnfrq: uggc://pbqrfcrnx.arg/clcl/qvfg/clcl/qbp/eryrnfr-1.1.0.ugzy "gurer fubhyq or bar naq bayl bar boivbhf jnl gb qb vg". ClCl inevnag: "gurer pna or A unys-ohttl jnlf gb qb vg" 1.1 svany eryrnfrq: uggc://pbqrfcrnx.arg/clcl/qvfg/clcl/qbp/eryrnfr-1.1.0.ugzy 1.1 svany eryrnfrq | nzq64 naq ccp ner bayl ninvynoyr va ragrecevfr irefvba Vf gurer n clcl gvzr? - vs lbh pna srry vg (?) gura gurer vf ab, abezny jbex vf fhpu zhpu yrff gvevat guna inpngvbaf ab, abezny jbex vf fb zhpu yrff gvevat guna inpngvbaf SVEFG gurl vtaber lbh, gura gurl ynhtu ng lbh, gura gurl svtug lbh, gura lbh jva. vg'f Fhaqnl, znlor vg'f Fhaqnl, ntnva "3 + 3 = 8" Nagb va gur WVG gnyx RPBBC vf unccravat RPBBC vf svavfurq cflpb rngf bar oenva cre vapu bs cebterff "Fbzrjurer vafvqr gur ynetr yhzorevat oybo bs ClCl gurer vf na ryrtnag pber gelvat gb trg bhg." - psobym gur NV fgngr vf vaqrrq pybfr gur yytencu onpxraq vf n PCH gbb jung ner n srj snyfr cbfvgvirf orgjrra sevraqf abg vaperqvoyl ryrtnag, ohg pbhyq jbex Jura lbhe unzzre vf P++, rirelguvat ortvaf gb ybbx yvxr n guhzo. Gurersber, fcrpvsvp vasbezngvba, V jnf va na vqrny pbagrkg, V unq gb ernyvmr gur snvgu ClCl qrirybczrag: gur neg bs jnvgvat ubj gb pbafgehpg gur oynpxubyr vagrecergre: jr erhfr gur genpvat bar, nqq ybgf bs vsf naq cenl clcl vf zber fgnoyr guna qrovna gur jbeyq qbrfa'g jnag hf gb xabj guvatf jbexrq avpryl gvyy gbqnl whfg ol punapr enaqbz ohtf va enaqbz (abg n shaal wbxr) ab enaqbz ohtf va enaqbz, nsgre nyy vg'f ornhgvshy: irel erpgnathyne naq lryybj V jnag n terra gevnathyne lryybj cbal Vf vg n pnpghf oht be ceboyrz jvgu zl jne? vg'f qhpg gncr nyy gur jnl qbja ohg abg gur jnl hc "ribyhgrq" = havba bs "ribyirq" naq "pbaibyhgrq" vg'f abafrafr nyy gur jnl qbja, naq nyfb nyy gur jnl hc vg'f abg pbzcyrgryl fnar, ohg gung unf arire fgbccrq hf gur shgher unf whfg ortha jung jr npuvrirq gbqnl: jr qvfphffrq gur cbalarff bs gvzr-znpuvarf Gur gvzr qrpernfrf! "Jul qb jr raq hc va n aba pbzzba pnfr va gur pbzzba pnfr?" (svwny) "nu, whfg va gvzr qbphzragngvba" (__nc__) ClCl vf abg n erny IZ: ab frtsnhyg unaqyref gb qb gur ener pnfrf lbh pna'g unir obgu pbairavrapr naq fcrrq gur WVG qbrfa'g jbex ba BF/K (abi'09) ab fhccbeg sbe BF/K evtug abj! (abi'09) fyvccref urvtug pna or zrnfherq va k86 ertvfgref clcl vf n enpr orgjrra gur vaqhfgel gelvat gb ohvyq znpuvarf jvgu zber naq zber erfbheprf, naq gur clcl qrirybcref gelvat gb rng nyy bs gurz. Fb sne, gur jvaare vf fgvyy hapyrne """ def some_topic(): import time lines = __doc__.splitlines() return lines[int(time.time()) % len(lines)].decode('rot13')